I have no friends but me.
That is so sad.
Period + Tendonitis = Ibuprofen

Jokes for when I'm the Eve Ensler(sp?) of comedy.
Amber's vag
Perkins Parking lot
Ripped taint
hymen loss
svu
SHIRLEY some period joke is undone?

http://jadedstrippergerbil.tumblr.com/

Oh yeah. I needed more of this meme.

First post of this presumably public LJ.  Sure I have things to say, but no truly witty way to say them. I WILL NEVER BE THE NEXT OSCAR WILDE. SO SAD ( Read more... )